Lecoq - The Quiz
Answer the multiple choice questions and then add up the answers to discover which kind of a Lecoq student you are.
1. How many?
a) 5
b) 7
c) 9
2. What size?
a) Small, but perfectly formed
b) Medium
c) Large
3. What is the most effective way to insure a place in the second year?
a) Work hard and come into school to warm up early every day.
b) Sleep with a teacher.
c) Have rich parents.
4. What is the most effective way to become a teacher at Lecoq?
a) Having the right father.
b) Speaking good French.
c) Studying at Ecole Jacques Lecoq.
5. What kind of nut?
a) Hazelnut?
b) Walnut?
c) Nutcase?
6. What kind of work are you most lightly to get when you leave Lecoq?
a) Bar work.
b) Working at the Royal National Theatre.
c) Setting up your own theatre company and doing one night stands at small fringe theatre venues.
7. Is it a good idea to study at Lecoq?
a) Yes
b) No
c) I wish I’d gone to Gaulier instead.
8. Which one of the teachers is most lightly to pull a student at the Christmas party?
a) Paola
b) Christophe
c) Francois
d) Joss
e) Jason
f) Krikor
0-15
Oh dear. You really don’t spend enough time socializing, do you? Don’t you realise the whole point of being at drama school is getting drunk and drinking coffee, not learning about theatre. Plenty of time for that when you’re out of work after you’ve finished. Start gossiping and hanging out in Mauri 7 before it’s too late!
15-30
You seem to have the work-social life balance well tuned. You are a finely honed physical beast with a penchant for black lycra. I bet you get your ideas used in Autocours all the time, don’t you? Grrrr! You go girl!
30-50
You sad, sad person. How much do you know about this school. There is a world outside of rue du faubourg st denis you know. You’re in Paris. For God’s sake, don’t waste two years of your life in Mauri 7, get out there and explore one of the most beautiful city’s in the world. You’ll learn more in an afternoon sketching in a café than in a week of trying to understand Krikor.
1. All 1 point clever dick.
2.a. non, c’est pas ca. b bordel! C. pas mal.
3. a 1 b 2 c 3
4. A 9 b 3 c 5
5. A 0 b 5 c 10
6. A 10 b 0 c 3
7. A 10 b 0 c 3
8. A 1 b 2 c 98 d 0 e 5 f -98
1. How many?
a) 5
b) 7
c) 9
2. What size?
a) Small, but perfectly formed
b) Medium
c) Large
3. What is the most effective way to insure a place in the second year?
a) Work hard and come into school to warm up early every day.
b) Sleep with a teacher.
c) Have rich parents.
4. What is the most effective way to become a teacher at Lecoq?
a) Having the right father.
b) Speaking good French.
c) Studying at Ecole Jacques Lecoq.
5. What kind of nut?
a) Hazelnut?
b) Walnut?
c) Nutcase?
6. What kind of work are you most lightly to get when you leave Lecoq?
a) Bar work.
b) Working at the Royal National Theatre.
c) Setting up your own theatre company and doing one night stands at small fringe theatre venues.
7. Is it a good idea to study at Lecoq?
a) Yes
b) No
c) I wish I’d gone to Gaulier instead.
8. Which one of the teachers is most lightly to pull a student at the Christmas party?
a) Paola
b) Christophe
c) Francois
d) Joss
e) Jason
f) Krikor
0-15
Oh dear. You really don’t spend enough time socializing, do you? Don’t you realise the whole point of being at drama school is getting drunk and drinking coffee, not learning about theatre. Plenty of time for that when you’re out of work after you’ve finished. Start gossiping and hanging out in Mauri 7 before it’s too late!
15-30
You seem to have the work-social life balance well tuned. You are a finely honed physical beast with a penchant for black lycra. I bet you get your ideas used in Autocours all the time, don’t you? Grrrr! You go girl!
30-50
You sad, sad person. How much do you know about this school. There is a world outside of rue du faubourg st denis you know. You’re in Paris. For God’s sake, don’t waste two years of your life in Mauri 7, get out there and explore one of the most beautiful city’s in the world. You’ll learn more in an afternoon sketching in a café than in a week of trying to understand Krikor.
1. All 1 point clever dick.
2.a. non, c’est pas ca. b bordel! C. pas mal.
3. a 1 b 2 c 3
4. A 9 b 3 c 5
5. A 0 b 5 c 10
6. A 10 b 0 c 3
7. A 10 b 0 c 3
8. A 1 b 2 c 98 d 0 e 5 f -98
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