Tourists

I love tourists, especially American ones. Follow a group around any museum or gallery and you're almost assured amusement. Often their comments are more interesting than the exhibits themselves.

Overheard in the Louvre...

disappointed..."But it's just like all the other Mona Lisa's'...

Overheard outside Hotel de Ville...

..."You know, it's not actually a hotel"...

Overheard in the Uffizi.... (my favourite so far)

..."Don't you find it's sinister that the baby is always a boy?"

Please feel free to add your own over hearings.